me driving away from your shitty opinion
is obama a japanese schoolgirl now or something
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me